April 16, 2014

"My girlfriend is Spanish. She speaks English without an accent so you’d never know if she was foreign but all the English idioms she doesn’t quite get…she says ‘Oh really? Put your money in your mouth.’ There’s another one: ‘Okay look: I’m gonna be honest with you. I’m gonna put all my cars on the table.’ No, don’t put any cars on the table. Or one time we were at dinner and it was ‘Well if I had a nipple for every time I heard that.’" — Nathan Fillion on Christina Ochoa

(Source: becketts, via jsudeikis)

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March 12, 2014

file this with the Tarantino “Right act / something a rather" gif

It’s actually so perfect! Nursing *is* nourishing :) This post sponsored by La Leche League, and the Ad Council. 

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March 4, 2014

How I keep comely and homely straight

littlequeentrashmouth:

Comely: Ooh, come to mamma!
Homely: With a face like that, he shoulda stayed home.

Not an eggcorn, rather a helpful tip!

February 11, 2014

picklesandwine:

Bobby Bottleservice drops a sweet eggcorn on Kroll Show

Sandy, making excellent use of Tumblr’s notify feature! Thank you, friend!

Bobby Bottleservice aka Robert Bruscia aka Bobby B has some of the finest mangled language since Ricky on Trailer Park Boys.

February 10, 2014

Word of the day: mondegreen

oupacademic:

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Close personal friend of the eggcorn.

(via erinburr)

February 9, 2014