September 29, 2014

The Girl You Wish You Hadn’t Started a Conversation With at a Party

(Source: communified, via galentines)

September 28, 2014

Found on Michael Che’s Instagram, by the amazing eggcorn spotter soshshouldshouldshouldshoul

September 25, 2014

Danny: My mother wasn’t like other mothers. She’s tough; she had to be! She raised two boys all by herself. She cleaned hotel rooms just to make ends meet.
Mindy: What is end’s meat, anyway? People are always talking about it. Is that, like, the last, fatty part of the rump roast? It sounds delicious; I’d love to try it. 

We’ve had "end’s meat" on here before so I was very pleased to hear the titular Mindy talk about it on The Mindy Project.

September 20, 2014
Eggcorn from my youth:
I grew up in central Iowa, in a family of vocal Cyclone fans.  Then in 2nd grade I befriended this girl Shawn who loved the University of Iowa. I cut out black and yellow construction paper and made her a sign that said “Go Hawk guys.”  My family never let me live it down. 
Herky with beer courtesy thehawkguys.com

Eggcorn from my youth:

I grew up in central Iowa, in a family of vocal Cyclone fans.  Then in 2nd grade I befriended this girl Shawn who loved the University of Iowa. I cut out black and yellow construction paper and made her a sign that said “Go Hawk guys.”  My family never let me live it down. 

Herky with beer courtesy thehawkguys.com

September 18, 2014
September 16, 2014
September 15, 2014
gonzozeppeli:

Just like grammar used to make

gonzozeppeli:

Just like grammar used to make

(Source: trexjose, via cerebrosbeforehoes)

September 11, 2014
avocados-and-avocadonts:

did that guy write that himself
like does he go to work every day feeling proud to be a part of his city’s laws forcemeat

avocados-and-avocadonts:

did that guy write that himself

like does he go to work every day feeling proud to be a part of his city’s laws forcemeat

(Source: mpregcraig, via picklesandwine)

September 10, 2014

SIMPSONS EGGCORN

avocados-and-avocadonts:

In the episode with Shary Bobbins, my boyfriend thought Bart was “cutting through the tree hole” instead of “cutting through the treacle” and had no idea what it was supposed to mean.

the fuck you say about a tree hole, boy

September 9, 2014

Rickyisms from Trailer Park Boys